Tue, 05-18-10 - 9:39am by missapril
Life
These past two weeks have been something else. For starters my job is picking up and keeping me busy. The downside is that people are crazier than ever. One lady called and told my boss I did something I didnt do. As a result my boss was sent into a tizzy. Another woman accused me of something else. My job on thin ice, lovely. On top of that I started a new radio job where some of my co-hosts old fans, and I mean these people are oldsters anyway, wrote him hate mail regarding me. As if that wasn't bad enough I was organizing a webseries shoot with my puppets where some of the handlers of my guests were something else. I sent one an email confirmation. He emailed me back. Then he called me because I didnt send him an email responding to his yes he was coming. What did you want sir, a smiley face?
Just as I thought things were starting to calm down I was very wrong. Monday came and I had deposited some money for rent the day after I wrote the landlord the check. He never cashes it until the middle of the month anyway. Well I wrote it for the fifth, put some money in at the end of the day on the sixth because he never cashes it until the fifteenth. Guess who cashed in early! Well I found out Monday when I went to put more money in the bank. Seeing I was about to puke my lungs out the teller gave me a bank check and waved the fee. I went to the landlord and gave him a bank check. My land lady, who is the literal twin of Oscar the Grouch, took it and informed me she was still charging me eighty dollars. Shaking, I saw a friend on the corner who informed me I should keep a better eye on my bank statements. I thought, "Thank you Sherlock Holmes. Tell Dr. Watson I would have never arrived at that conclusion."
However just as I was about to pull the plug on the world and wish death upon all I got an email from Kate Clinton's management. For those of you that don't know her Kate is a well known lesbian humorist who was just on my puppet webseries. She has been seen on CNN and the L word. Her people loved the vid so much they want to use it as publicity for her next show. Well that was a feather in my cap. Hey, you win some you lose some right?
Welcome to the game of life.
Just as I thought things were starting to calm down I was very wrong. Monday came and I had deposited some money for rent the day after I wrote the landlord the check. He never cashes it until the middle of the month anyway. Well I wrote it for the fifth, put some money in at the end of the day on the sixth because he never cashes it until the fifteenth. Guess who cashed in early! Well I found out Monday when I went to put more money in the bank. Seeing I was about to puke my lungs out the teller gave me a bank check and waved the fee. I went to the landlord and gave him a bank check. My land lady, who is the literal twin of Oscar the Grouch, took it and informed me she was still charging me eighty dollars. Shaking, I saw a friend on the corner who informed me I should keep a better eye on my bank statements. I thought, "Thank you Sherlock Holmes. Tell Dr. Watson I would have never arrived at that conclusion."
However just as I was about to pull the plug on the world and wish death upon all I got an email from Kate Clinton's management. For those of you that don't know her Kate is a well known lesbian humorist who was just on my puppet webseries. She has been seen on CNN and the L word. Her people loved the vid so much they want to use it as publicity for her next show. Well that was a feather in my cap. Hey, you win some you lose some right?
Welcome to the game of life.
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