Kiss n Tell
There is nothing like an ex that can’t keep their mouth shut after a breakup. A few years ago I ended things with an ex-fiance who had a lot of psychological problems. My ex went online and as a way to get back at me for “being a slut and seeing other guys” posted emails I wrote him and told the readers of his blog the context was something different. As a result the free world got a peek into my love life. My ex twisted some things I wrote in emails and posted them online. What he couldn’t twist around he made up. It was like breaking up with guy on SNL’s Denise Show.
Then there is Tiger Woods. The guy is being ripped on in the media because he couldn’t keep his golf club in his pants and even went to sex rehab. To make it worse Dr. Drew is in his business. But that isn’t the worst of it. All of Tiger’s former mistresses are coming forward with “details.”They are acting like Tiger pounced on them and forced them in the sack. To make it worse many have gone on television, film, and one is even writing a book I believe. I hate to say it, they knew Tiger Woods was married when they jumped into bed. They went giggling to their girlfriends afterward. Now that Tiger is down and there is money to be made these tramps are like vultures picking at dead prey. Paula Jones much?
Lets not forget John Mayer, the notorious lady’s man who blabbed to Playboy and the tabloids about his relations with Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson. John said that Jessica was a screamer in bed and Jennifer was too old and slow to keep up. Meanwhile what is worse is that John Mayer’s friend tried to defend him by saying he was awkward back in high school. No, girls didn’t dislike you because you were awkward John, it’s because you’re a jerk. Both Jessica and Jennifer said nothing in response which speaks volumes about their classiness. As for John Mayer, the next time he sings, “Your body is a wonderland” it will be to a blow up doll.
I guess what I want to say is that when you consent to a relationship or sexual activity and it ends, it ends. Affairs and relationships end for a variety of reasons. So when someone starts to bad mouth or blab you can only truly believe half of what they are saying. When things fall apart please don’t write a tell all book, no one with a brain will believe you. Please don't pose for Penthouse, just because someone famous wanted your cooch doesn’t mean I do. And if you bad mouth you look like a sore loser. I guess I want to know what happened to ending things when they don’t work, being an adult, taking responsibility? Whatever happened to keeping your mouth shut?