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Mon, 05-24-10 - 8:28am by reportergary

He Has The Solution To The Oil Spill Cleanup

SAINT CLOUD, Florida - The EPA and BP have been at loggerheads over the dispersents used in the cleanup of the Gulf of Mexico oil spill. But one man says he has the solution - literally - to the problem.

The EPA wants BP to use a less toxic dispersent to break up the oil gushing into the Gulf. BP is balking, saying what they are using was previously approved by the EPA and is more effective and more plentiful than anything else on the market.

Michael Fitzgerald of Petro Buster Products says he's been petitioning every federal agency and company involved in the clean up to try his company's Fuel and Oil SPill Eliminator. Those attempts, he says, have fallen on deaf ears.

"We have decided not to petition anyone involved in the Gulf oil crisis to use our Fuel & Oil Spill Eliminator which has virtually no harmful bi-product to clean up the oil spill any longer," he said.

"So instead, we are re-bottling our product and labeling it as a foot cleaning solution for beach goers to use to remove the oil stains from their feet ..."

He says a new instruction is being added to the bottle:

"Caution: If a SLICK British Petroleum VIP asks what you are doing – HOLD BOTTLE VERTICALLY AND SPRAY DIRECTLY INTO THEIR EYES"

Maybe then, he says, they will see the solution.

Fitzgerald will appear live on News Talk Online on the Paltalk News Network at 5 PM New York time today. Just go to www.paltalknewsnetwork.com and click on the Watch Live Now button at the top of the page to join in the conversation. There is no charge.

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Mon, 05-31-10 - 04:07 pm by Benji17

We are being taken!

It's not a big surprise that none of BP's efforts to plug up the leak have failed. Why use moud, why not special cement? We built the Hoover Dam & can't plug up a hole? C'Mom!!Coincidentally, the ONLY sure fire method is to drill 2 more rigs to alleviate pressure. But of course this is the only solution! You see, if they HAD stopped the spill, we all might have wanted BP to stop drilling forever! Our government isn't stupid either. I would bet my pension that by allowing BP to drill more rigs, they are getting their kickback for the future money BP will then be making. You see how can BP make money with a closed hole? Why not continue to drill, get some more rigs going, & miraculously the oil spill goes away?! And who cares about the environment in the gulf? It's only about the money. Plus, after all is said & done, and BP and Obama put some unemployed workers to work cleaning up the mess in his New New Deal, everyone comes out smelling like a rose! Except for the wildlife...

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